Surviving Social Distancing: Helpful Resources

Let’s face it everyone, in the midst of all this COVID-19 business, we’re juggling. Here’s a list of links to help you keep all those balls in the air.

Virus & Travel-Related Information

New York Times Coronavirus Case Tracking

Transportation Security Administration (TSA)

U.S. State Department Outbreak & Travel Advisories

Distance Learning Resources

Khan Academy – Provides daily schedules & age-appropriate guided curriculum

Virtual Field Trips – A great list of resources curated by Freedom Homeschooling

Scholastic Learn at Home – Project based resource incorporating books, videos, and interactive learning

Have Fun Teaching – Relief packs (geared towards teachers, but aren’t we all learning to be teachers this week) by grade level for Preschool through 4th grade

Free Educational Resources – Kid Activities blog has put together a pretty thorough list of resources that are free while we school-in-place

Talking to Kids about COVID-19

Talking to Kids/Q&A – Texas A&M Department of Educational Psychology

Helping Kids Cope with Changes – National Association of School Psychologists

What Kids Need to Know Podcast – CBS Morning

Family Fun

Disney Parks Virtual Rides – Romper compiled a list of links to some of our faves to enjoy while the parks are closed

Playbill – Watch some of your favorite Broadway shows from home

Just Fun

Check out Instagram and Facebook Live feeds for some great live-from-home entertainment. My faves like Harry Connick, Jr. (Hunker Down with Harry) and Jimmy Fallon are regularly posting content.

The New York Public Library‘s e-reader app provides thousands of materials for free.

I’m updating this page regularly. Let me know if you know of other useful sites or resources you think belong here.

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The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

Albert Einstein

Making Lemonade

Spending Spring Break at home in the midst of a social distancing voluntary quarantine provides this mom/professor/realist an opportunity to make some lemonade.

Greetings from my couch without a view!  

It’s officially spring break, and I’m supposed to be on a beach somewhere.  Instead I’m quarantined with my children and husband, removed from the comfort of our schedule with no vacation in sight.  Our schools have closed.  Our movie theaters have closed.  And we haven’t a square to spare. 

We’re in uncharted territory facing a real-life public health crisis.  People seem more anxious now than ever, yet I’m trying to maintain calm at home.  Without it, we’re doomed to constant fighting and pre-pubescent attitude. 

There is officially no break in Spring Break.  

Sure, the kids are psyched at the notion that they won’t return to school for weeks.  Their souls will be crushed when I convene ‘mom school’ this time next week. Until then, we’re playing board games, building Lego, limiting screen time (the struggle is real!), and trying to make lemonade.

At work, I’m being asked to migrate my courses online DURING spring break.  Unlike most other universities in this situation, my employer has not offered us an additional buffer week to ramp up to the e-learning platform.  Luckily, I’m familiar with the tools available to us, but the adaptation isn’t as easy as it seems.  But again, we’re making lemonade.  This time it’s with a squeeze of Zoom and a dash of Canvas.  What’s more, as you can imagine, college students are nervous about everything – grades, exams, lecture formats, cancelling graduation, everything.  And rightfully so.  

None of us knows when we’ll return to campus or school or Nordstrom or Starbucks.  It’s a pandemic, for crying out loud. It’s time for jazz hand greetings, social distancing, surgical hand washing, and an out-and-out lifestyle paradigm shift. We’re in this together.  We can do this.  We WILL do this.

2020 has served us a freaking bushel of lemons so far (part of the reason I haven’t posted since November), but we’re furiously stomping them to a pulp. We’re only a few months in and already thinking about putting up our Christmas trees to finish this crazy year. And we’re making lemonade – sweet, delicious, effervescent, slightly tart lemonade.

Over these next few weeks or (God help us) months, follow me into uncharted territory whilst, ironically, rarely leaving the house. Along the way, I’ll write and post useful links to try to help cope with madness as our worlds collide. Cross your fingers that the kids stay quiet as I live stream lectures from home…

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Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.

Benjamin Franklin
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The Night Before School Starts

A poem celebrating the new year and the joy some parents relish in sending their kids back to school.

Twas the night before school starts,
When all through the house,
Not a kid was whining or begging for a snack.
It's time to resume schedules: bedtime was back. 

The backpacks were hung on their hooks by the door.
We all know this is the only night they’re not spread on the floor.
Children were sleeping while the sun is still out.
With visions of recess swirling about.

Mama with her wine glass and Dad with his bourbon,
Just settling down to binge watch “Jane the Virgin”.
When feelings of guilt start to creep in,
Should we be this giddy that school starts tomorrow?
Pretending the end of summer is, oh, such a burden!
 
With siblings fighting, screen time overload, and battles for showers,
Who wouldn’t want another couple of hundred hours?
With grocery store visits accompanied by beggars,
Trying hard not to be the mom who is craggier.

Finding contraband bags of Cheetos in the cart;
And every conversation punctuated with a fart.
Living this dream we call summer...
I won’t even think the early alarm is a bummer.
 
It hits you like a ton of red schoolhouse bricks:
Freedom starts tomorrow – you do some high kicks.
You feel a cool breeze, there’s a pep in your step -- 
The unmistakable sensation of days soaked in ease.
 
The chores of the school year, despite being near
Are nothing compared to a kazoo in your ear:

Now! Snack Duty, Carpool, Lunchboxes, and Meetings;
On! Uniforms, On! Practice, On! Lost Shoes, and Required Reading.
From the middle of August through the last day of May!
All the parents complaining, “Why are things always this way?”
 
Hardly remembering the trudge of the year’s hottest months.
Forgetting the bickering and pool towels on the floor.
Kids not remembering the reminders before:
To pick up after yourself is a fairly simple chore.

Now the ungrateful boredom will come to an end.
On busses and sidewalks, our kids we will send
To shiny new classrooms filled with delight.
Hoping they’ll be worn out enough to sleep well at night.
 
Camp schedules replaced by a million activities.
Someone else, my apologies, dealing with proclivities. 
For the asking of questions and the sometimes sassy
Hoping the kids get a (metaphorical) kick in the assy.
 
Some kids skipping down the hallway.
Some moping all day.
Regardless school's starting --
Tomorrow’s the day!
 
Whether high school or sixth grade or tiny kindergarten,
We will meet our new teacher; there'll be newness and fear.
Despite this, happy parents (like me) beg your pardon
Because empty backseats and peaceful shopping are near.
 
So decorate your chalkboards and charge up your cameras.
These moments are fleeting, there aren’t many beginnings.
About thirteen or fourteen if we play our cards right.
Because you know come college, they’ve all taken flight. 
 
I’m choosing joy and elation instead of deep sorrow.
But I understand the sadness of school starting tomorrow.

Summer is over; we all made it through.
Now get to bed early because, in the morning, there's lots to do.

All this chaos, will I miss it? (Maybe) No way!
Am I tired of the school year? Ask me in May.
Obviously inspired by the classic “The Night Before Christmas” with apologies to real poets. Also inspired by my daughter who starts second grade tomorrow, but insisted on reading “The Night Before First Grade” before bed.

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5 Reasons to Visit Your Public Library this Summer

It’s more than just the books – beat the heat and the dreaded “summer slide” with a visit your local library.

I’m a big believer in libraries.  I think it’s a hazard of my job as a college professor, but I find tremendous value in spending time in the presence of books.  With the kids out of school and looking for new and fun activities, summer is a perfect time for a library field trip. Here are my top five reasons why:

The Free Books

This may go without saying, but borrowing books is ideal for bibliophile kids like mine.  A trip to Half Price Books costs us at least $50, and the benefit of free books should be enough to justify the visit.  My kids, especially the 11-year-old, is a veracious reader, and he can easily read three or four books every week over the summer.

The Free Non-Books

Libraries are chock full of books, but you can find lots more there too. For those of us who actually own and know how to use a DVD (Blu-Ray, whatever…) player, you probably know you can also borrow movies, television series, and even (gasp!) audio books.  

These aren’t the real treasures though. In my opinion, the best non-book parts of a library are found in exploring special collections like maps, photographs, and other undiscovered materials.  And if you really want to rock your kids’ world, show them some old newspapers on microfilm or microfiche. 

Look, Mom, free books!

The Programming

Public libraries everywhere feature exciting kids’ programs for all ages. While there’s always story time and puppet shows, most cities invest in intriguing author visits, science demonstrations, etc. to attract audiences to their libraries.  Follow your library on social media to stay on top of events and activities.

The People

First, librarians are some of the most helpful and kind people in the universe (at least the ones I know are).  They are always more than willing to help you or your child find your new favorite author or literary genre.  Get to know the librarians at your local public library, and they’ll greet you with a warm smile every time you stop by.  

Moreover, public libraries are, well, public.  People from all walks of life use libraries to search for jobs on the internet, conduct genealogy research, and even to escape extreme weather conditions.  Libraries are a demographic melting pot.  While I can’t attest for every community, our Dallas public libraries provide a sound lesson in the vast diversity of our great city.

A scene from our beloved local public library.

General Enrichment

Planning a trip this summer?  Trying to overcome the dreaded “summer slide”?  Just looking for something new and different to do?  Plan some time at your library.  Send the kids on an age appropriate scavenger hunt.  Start a family book club.  Assign them a research project for your summer vacation destination (hint: look at some of those maps I mentioned earlier).  Use the library for its intended purpose – to sit quietly and browse. 

I’d love to hear stories about your public library. Please share them in the comments below.

Every time you enter a library you might say to yourself, “The world is quiet here,” as a sort of pledge proclaiming reading to be the greater good.

From The Slippery Slope by Lemony Snickett

The Front Seat

Sharing the front seat with your kids means more than simply yielding your traveling storage space – it’s a metaphor for growth and maturity.

I’m wrapping up this Tales from the 5th Grade series with some thoughts on sharing the front seat.  From that dreaded rear-facing carrier to resisting the booster seat, every phase signals a child’s growth, maturity, and relative independence.  

Now I’m facing the ultimate automotive accord – sharing the front seat with my kid.

My 5th grader is clamoring to ride in the front seat of my car.  As easy as it would be to allow him to move up front, I’m resisting. I’m resisting for a number of reasons. First, the great State of Texas recommends keeping children safely seated in the back until age 13.  Even at average height and weight for his age, my son has only recently started riding without a booster (but don’t mention it his friends…).  I always tell the kids that keeping them safe is our number one priority as parents, and I’m standing strong with this reasoning in the front seat debate.  I know that my vehicle is equipped with the appropriate features to secure my little man, but I still get nervous about lazy seat belt use and air bag malfunction.  

Second, the move to the front seat means I give up my personal space. And I don’t just mean breathing room.  It’s the place I always put my purse and the other sundries I collect throughout the day (library books, water bottles, yoga mat… you know the drill).  I often joke that my car is my office, and I’m not selling that prime real estate cheaply.  Co-pilot training may be necessary.  At a minimum, he’ll need to learn to juggle the dinner take-out bags with a wet umbrella under his feet.  It could take months to devise the proper training protocols; meantime the 5th grader will need to stay comfortably in the back seat with his sister and all that extra floor space.

The thing is that moving to the front seat is more than just moving to the front seat; it’s a metaphor for larger life transitions.  It represents acknowledgement that my 5th grader is big enough to sit up front – in his life and in the car.  It’s giving him permission to be within arm’s reach of the radio controls.  It’s surrendering my personal-space passenger seat to this sweet man-boy (and resisting the urge to throw my arm in front of him when I slam on the brakes).  He’s going to middle school next year.  Middle school!  I feel like it was just yesterday I buckled him into a five-point harness and glanced the crazy infant mirror more often than I checked the rear-view.  Now I have to consider him sitting next to me in the front seat, navigating his life’s roadmap while riding side-by-side.  

The boy who wants front seat privileges but refuses the paparazzi.

Please comment and share your own Tales From the 5th Grade!  And I’d appreciate any tips on managing the backseat purse situation… 

Visit the other “Tales from the 5th Grade” Posts:

Adventures in Homework

Tales from the 5th Grade – Part 2

Hey parents – can we talk for a second? How’s homework going at your house?  Is it always as tranquil and compliant as in my house?  Do you look forward to sitting down to help your little angel with essays and history and complex math problems?  Isn’t it the highlight of your evening?  Yep, me too.

Homework is not a fifth-grade phenomenon.  We’ve been at it since kindergarten.  For better or worse, our kids attend a school that stands squarely on the ‘homework builds discipline’ side of the fence.  Our fifth grader spends 30 to 90 minutes on homework every school day — 45 minutes is about average at our house — in addition to reading and other extra-curricular activities.  The thing about fifth grade homework is that it’s the first time I’ve really been challenged by the assignments.  I mean, when was the last time you labeled the parts of a volcano or recounted the battle of Yorktown*?  

Save for learning to read, fifth grade seems to be when the real ‘you may have to actually use this stuff later’ knowledge begins.  There’s definitely something to this “Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?” business.  The teachers are doing their best to trick the students into early iterations of algebra (although they’re still calling it math) and exercising their creative writing muscles with research papers and haiku. And they’re assigned homework that corresponds with all these new and improved intellectual pursuits.  Needless to say, things have gotten real.

Here’s just a snippit of our 5thgrade curriculum:

  • The American Revolution
  • The Bill of Rights (Quick – What’s the 7thAmendment?)
  • Identifying Types of Clouds
  • The Earth’s Structure
  • Polygons, Lines, and Angles (oh my!)
  • Geometry 
  • Acrostic and Cinquain Poems
  • Research and Citations

See what I mean?  This is all serious stuff!

What’s more is that the teachers trying to prepare the kids for the independence of middle school.  Gone are reminders about turning in assignments at the beginning of class and opportunities to revisit silly mistakes. We get fewer and fewer notices about homework and long-term projects, and if parents don’t pay close attention to the teachers’ correspondence, we could miss the one and only announcement you get about test dates.  Honestly, I think the teachers know that parents need almost as much training for junior high as our children do.

Most schools at all levels assign homework to reinforce knowledge presented classroom and, perhaps, encourage/force parents to get invested in their kids’ curriculum.  I’ll explore some of the research (ahem, controversy) behind homework in a future post.  Meantime, parents, sharpen your pencils — our kids are gaining on us!  Read what they read; study what they study. Test your own knowledge. You might just (re)learn something from your 5th grader and their homework.

I’d love to hear about your adventures in homework, Bon Mot Mamas!   

Homework Machine

By: Shel Silverstein

The Homework Machine, Oh the Homework Machine,
Most perfect contraption that’s ever been seen.
Just put in your homework, then drop in a dime,
Snap on the switch, and in ten seconds’ time,
Your homework comes out, quick and clean as can be.
Here it is – “nine plus four” and the answer is “three.”
Three?
Oh me…
I guess it’s not as perfect
As I thought it would be.

*In fairness, I frequently recount the Battle of Yorktown because, as my bon mot besties know, I’m a shameless Hamiltonfan.

Best Disney FastPass Choices – Skip the Line!

Top 6 Disney FastPass Choices

Make the most of your Walt Disney World Vacation by planning ahead and reserving these Pixie Six FastPasses —

1. Avatar Flight of Passage 

Avatar Flight of Passage at Animal Kingdom is THE FastPass to get while visiting Disney World, and it’s a hard one.  Soar through the world of Pandora on the back of your very own banshee in a multi-dimensional experience that’s as unique as this new section of the park.   (Height requirement: 44 inches)

Pandora World of Avatar Disney World
Beautiful Day in Pandora – World of Avatar

2. Slinky Dog Dash

Wait times for Slinky Dog Dash in the new Toy Story Land at Disney’s Hollywood Studios can inch towards an hour within minutes of the park opening; therefore, a FastPass is a must. Getting your Slinky Dog fans to wait in line for a two-minute rollercoaster ride is a hard sell, especially in the Florida sun so be sure to plan around ride times if you can. The voyage through Andy’s backyard is worth the wait, but a well-planned FastPass can save time so you can explore all the fun of Toy Story Land.  (Height requirement: 38 inches)

Slinky Dog Dash Disney World Hollywood Studios

3. Frozen Ever After

Frozen Ever After is a very popular, Tier 1 ride located in Norway at Epcot that journeys through Arendelle, and all of your favorite residents are here to greet you. The ride is surprisingly thrilling, especially for Frozen’s smallest fans (there’s a small drop and a section where the ride moves backwards).  (Height: Any)  If you get another Tier 1 FastPass for Epcot, think about an early breakfast at Akerhaus then head over to be first in line for Frozen Ever After at park opening (read more here).

4. Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho – it’s past the line you go!  Seven Dwarfs Mine Train is a hit for the entire family and just thrilling enough for big kids too.  Be on the lookout for that menacing witch knocking at the door.  Bonus: The Photo Pass video and pictures from Seven Dwarfs are always among our favorites.  (Height requirement: 38 inches)

5. Soarin’ Around the World

Soarin’ Around the World at Epcot remains of our favorites, and the long wait times make it a FastPass must.  The ride was updated in 2016 and provides an experience unlike any other (the closest thing is Avatar Flight of Passage).  You’ll fly over the world’s most impressive landmarks and landscapes aboard a soaring glider, taking in the sights and smells along the way.  (Height requirement: 40 inches)

6. Expedition Everest & Rock ‘N’ Roller Coaster

If you’re a fan of true roller coasters, both Expedition Everest at Animal Kingdom and Rock ‘N’ Roller Coaster at Hollywood Studios should be on your list.  Both rides’ lines grow quickly so a FastPass (or two) is always a great idea.  I prefer the Rock ‘N’ Roller Coaster only slightly to Expedition Everest because you can’t beat an indoor coaster that blasts off to a 60 mph start in the first few seconds.  Moreover, with the hubbub of Toy Story Land in full effect, Rock ‘N’ Roller Coaster is now a Tier 2 FastPass.  Don’t discount the adventure that awaits on Everest though.  Expedition Everest is a really fun coaster, and the (spoiler alert!) surprise Yeti encounter is the highlight.  (Height requirements: Rock ‘N’ Coaster – 48 inches; Everest – 44 inches)

Mount Everest Disney World
Excited to Zip to the Top of Mount Everest with a FastPass

Honorable Mention FastPass Options

If you don’t have a chance to grab the Pixie Six, here are some other rides worth reserving a FastPass for:

  • Toy Story Mania (edges out Alien Swirling Saucers in Hollywood Studios Tier 1)
  • Alien Swirling Saucers (Hollywood Studios, Tier 1)
  • Test Track (Epcot, Tier 1)
  • Big Thunder Mountain (Magic Kingdom)
  • Star Tours (Hollywood Studios, Tier 2)
  • Enchanted Tales with Belle (Magic Kingdom, fun for tots who don’t meet height requirements)
  • Space Mountain (Magic Kingdom)
  • Kilimanjaro Safaris (Animal Kingdom)
Kilimanjaro Safari Disney World Animal Kingdom
The Kilimanjaro Safari Savannah

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.” -Walt Disney

Big Thunder Mountain Disney World
Big Thunder Mountain Fun
Which FastPass choices are a must for your family? Tell us about your favorite Walt Disney World Rides, and share your FastPass experiences here.





Giving Beyond the Angel Tree

Well folks, it’s officially December, and we’re on the fast track through the holiday season and into the new year.  I have recently made the case for the benefits of simply giving money to charity (more on that here), and I maintain that remains an effective and efficient way to help your community during the holidays.  But sometimes you want to make a more tangible impact.  And typically, that impact during the holidays comes with ‘adopting’ and shopping for those in need. Christmas is a time for gratitude and perspective on the richness of our lives, and it’s humbling to think of those struggling with making their kids’ wishes come true or, more profoundly, enjoying their holiday meal in the comfort of a warm home.

Our community abounds with charitable service and support opportunities.  And let’s be clear – there’s no ambiguity about the chicken or the egg here – we can help because needs exist.  Profound needs for everyone from our eldest citizens, to veterans, to kids.  More than half of Dallas households make less than $50,000 a year, and our poverty rate remains one of the highest in the country. So it’s hard to avoid a Salvation Army Red Kettle bell ringer or a ‘checkout charity’ campaign during the holiday shopping season, and many of us choose to give in those ways.  As a matter of fact, the Red Kettle program alone raises almost $150 million for the Salvation Army each year (we’re going to need a bigger kettle…).  The Salvation Army’s holiday fundraising game is solid.  These days you will likely stumble across – you guessed it – a Salvation Army Angel Tree almost as frequently as a bell ringer, and we’re all tempted to stop and take a tag. 

Many organizations have attempted imitation, but most are merely celestial shrubs when compared to the Salvation Army Angel Tree.  There are Angel Trees in most malls in North Texas, making adoption and shopping easy as pumpkin pie.  This year the Salvation Army Angel Tree program will serve more than 45,000 kids in our community thanks to the generosity of North Texans.  So yes – the Salvation Army Angel Tree program is accessible and convenient and popular.  And it makes a tremendous community impact.  But I would encourage you to think beyond the angel tree and consider investing in lesser-known holiday programs this year.  

Some others to consider…

  • Dallas Children’s Advocacy Center Holiday of Hope Program – DCAC seeks to improve the lives of abused children in Dallas County and to lead nationwide efforts in child abuse treatment and prevention.  If you know anything about the Notorious D.C.A.C., you know that they are a guiding force in addressing the needs of children who have suffered or been witness to unthinkable abuse.  Each year the Dallas Children’s Advocacy Center serves more than 5,000 children in our community; their average client is a 9-year-old girl who has been sexually abused by someone she knows and trusts.  I can’t help but think about the stories of the kids that DCAC serves, especially at Christmas.  The Holiday of Hope Program is one way that we can help bring joy to children who have overcome unimaginable circumstances. What I like about Holiday of Hope is that you get so much insight to the children you’re adopting, and you can adopt entire families.
  • Austin Street Center Apartment Starter Kit – Austin Street Center is an emergency shelter that provides shelter, meals, showers, and other services to homeless men and women in our community.  While not specifically a holiday program, Austin Street’s Start Kit drive provides an opportunity to greatly impact those in need. Austin Street collects Starter Kits (in whole or in part) for clients being placed into permanent or transitional housing.  Think of everything you needed when you moved into your first apartment.  Now, imagine that you’re moving into that apartment from a homeless shelter.
  • Stewpot Holiday Boxes – The Stewpot is a social service agency providing support to Dallas’s homeless population.  The Stewpot offers case management, training, and outreach programs to support the needs of its complex clients. Holiday Boxes contain basic toiletries and other necessities for those experiencing homelessness and provide unique opportunity for seasonal support.  
  • Community Partners of Dallas Toy Drive – If adoption or bundling isn’t your jam, consider contributing to the Community Partners Toy Drive (Who doesn’t love shopping for toys?).  Community Partners serves abused and neglected children served by Dallas County Child Protective Services, and its toy drive grants holiday wishes to more than 7,500 kids every year.  The great thing about the Community Partners drive is that have compiled a great list of popular/trending toys that they’re in need of (gift ideas, anyone?).  
  • Wish Lists, a Partridge, and a Pear Tree – Many nonprofits maintain wish lists on Amazon (holiday and otherwise) making in-kind philanthropic support super convenient.  These are a few of my favorite Dallas nonprofits’ list links, but I’d encourage you to seek out your own.

Regardless of whether you adopt a Holiday of Hope Child or put together a Stewpot Holiday Box or even grab an angel off the tree, I would suggest, nay insist, that you get your kids involved in the effort.  It sometimes takes a minute for our kids to adjust to the idea that we’re in the toy section of Target or perusing the pajamas at Old Navy and not shopping for them. (I try to keep the shopping trips for our charitable endeavors separate from other holiday errands to punctuate the experience.) But they quickly adjust. And I’m always simultaneously surprised and proud at how quickly they take ownership of the process.  They develop a distinct kinship with the people we ‘adopt’ and invest themselves in the stories of strangers.  It is my sincere hope that they grow up to cherish those memories as much as those on Christmas morning.  

I’d love to hear about your favorite holiday giving traditions!  Please take a minute to comment below.   

“For it is in giving that we receive.”  -St. Francis of Assisi

Top 5 Kid Bands for Grown Ups

Check out these kid jams that help make carpooling and road tripping much more groovy!

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Our family is really into music.  I mean, we’re really into music.  We’re always singing loudly and busting into impromptu dance parties.  But people are often surprised that my kids rarely listen to FM radio or popular music.  Instead, my husband and I try to curate their music because, let’s be honest, it’s pretty jarring to hear a six-year-old kid sing a song about a one-night stand.  And, in my opinion, a fifth grader has no business bopping along to lyrics with curse words that demoralize women, even if edited and sung via Kids Bop.  Nonetheless, we owe it to our kids to teach them about good music.  Most of us started exposing our children to music in utero (headphones on your baby bump, anyone?) with the hope of growing well-cultured offspring.  Whether we mean to or not, we shape our kids’ musical tastes. I can still sing along to most every song by Creedence Clearwater Revival and The Little River Band because that’s the music I grew up on (there’s a bad moon on the rise NOT a bathroom on the right, thank you very much John Fogerty).

My kids weren’t born requesting Mozart’s Piano Concerto No. 21 or, much to my jazz-loving husband’s chagrin, selections from Miles Davis’s Kind of Blue.   But they pay attention to what we’re listening to in the car and at home.  And, when they like what they hear, they ask to play it over and over and over again.  We listen to kids channels on Amazon Music and Pandora, and we love absolutely everything about SiriusXM’s Kids Place Live.  I’m not a music reviewer; I don’t have a degree in music or any real musical appreciation standards, but I know what makes my kids sing along and demand we turn it up.  And in those moments, I make mental notes about what we should add to our ever-growing playlist.

It goes without saying that there are some great grown up musicians who are suitable for kids too. Thankfully the likes of Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Imagine Dragons, and even the Beatles are cool enough for everyone in the family.  But even some of their songs aren’t necessarily appropriate for young ears.  I struggle with spinning funky beats that are groan-proof and suitable for kids that are four years apart in age.  We share pop music and show tunes and lots of classics and absolutely delight in landing on an artist or song that falls in the family music sweet spot.

In our quest to find family-friendly music from various sources, we’ve come to love some children’s musicians that I think grown ups will love too.  I’d encourage you to take a listen and share with your budding music lovers.  A note of caution about kids’ music though – it’s clever and silly and the lyrics are meant to stick in that part of your brain that’s difficult to silence (a.k.a. the dreaded phonological loop).  And remember it’s music made for kids so manage your critiques accordingly.  Here are my TOP 5 (well, actually, six) for your consideration:

  1. Okee Dokee Brothers –

Not-really-brothers Joe and Justin write and sing folksy songs about everything from canoeing to mosquitoes to the illusive Jackolope.  Their trilogy of Grammy-nominated albums follows their many adventures in the outdoors, and the harmonies and clever lyrics are most prominent. It’s hard to say which album is best, and even though Can You Canoewon the Grammy, we have favorite songs from all of their albums.  “The Great Divide,” “Lighten Your Load,” “You You You” and “Campin’ Tent” are standouts.

  1. Parry Gripp

My apologies in advance for this awesome recommendation, but Mr. Gripp is a master of the earworm.    His novel kid songs (mostly about animals and food) haven’t really been combined into album form because he introduces them mostly through YouTube, but they’re worth downloading individually.  Some of our favorites include: “Space Unicorn,” “Raining Tacos,” “Black Hamster,” and “Do You Like Waffles?”, but tune to his Pandora channel or ask Alexa to play his songs and discover your family’s favorites.

  1. Laurie Berkner Band

Laurie Berkner is the OG of kids’ music.  She’s been stomping around like a dinosaur since 1997 when her first album Whaddya Think of That? was released.  People magazine called her, “The queen of children’s music,” and it’s a title well-deserved.  Her music is probably most suitable for younger kids (my son insists he outgrew her music at eight), but we still play her holiday album on repeat without any complaints. Her dance remix album injected a new twist into some of our old favorites like “Victor Vito” and “The Cat Came Back,” but the originals are still as fun as they’ve ever been for me.

  1. Recess Monkey/Anything by Jack Forman

These teachers turned kiddie rockers know a thing or two about catchy lyrics.  And they’re impressively prolific.  They’ve released an album every year since 2009, and you’ll find family favorites on all of them.  In the interest of full disclosure, everyone in our family loves Recess Monkey front man, Jack Forman, and his Sirius XM Kids Place Live Show, Live from the Monkey House!, so we may be a bit biased here.  But Jack’s solo stuff including “Yodeling Yoda” is definitely also worth a listen.

  1. TIE – Lori Henriques & Gustafer Yellowgold

The number five spot on this list was a source of great debate in our house.  I lobbied vehemently for Lori Henriques, but the kids thought Gustafer should take the Cakenstein.  So we declared it a tie…

Lori Henriques’s music is jazzy and artful and just plain fun.  Lori is an absurdly talented musician with a distinct sound in the kid music genre. “How Great Can This Day Be” should be mandatory morning music while “The Poop Song” (yep, that’s right) and “Vocabulary” are sure to delight the entire family.

Gustafer Yellowgold (Morgan Taylor’s alter-ego), on the other hand, is the kind of artist and musician that is difficult to categorize.  His songs are skillful accounts of well-imagined schemes with evil foods and vivid adventures.  His “Cakenstein” and “Baconstein” are our obvious favorites, but Gustafer’s prolific audio and video offerings are a sure winner for long roadtrips and kitchen dance parties.  Also, if you get the chance to see him live, go and take the kids.  You won’t regret it.

I hope you’ll consider giving a few of these talented artists a listen.  Maybe you can jam to “Raining Tacos” on the next Taco Tuesday or surprise your kids with “Baconstein” over breakfast.  If you do, let me know what you think.  And I love learning about new children’s artists and songs so please share your favorites here.

“Where words fail, music speaks.”
-Hans Christian Andersen